From: flack@XXXXXXX
Subject: inDecision Theater says goodbye...
Date: Mon, 1 Oct 2007 22:48:35 -0400
To: inDecision Theater PR Department <flack@XXXXXXX>


inDecision Theater is saying goodbye for the time being but will return before
long transmogrified and titularly distinct (i.e. our name is changing, too).
We'll send out another email from this address giving you a chance to
subscribe to show announcements for the new group once that's set up. In the
meantime, if you're wondering about the story behind this, now it can be told.

From our earliest performances at the Forest Theater, the now-defunct Inside
Scoop and Nightlight, we were serving two masters. One was our desire to be
fresh, funny, and to have fun, the other was the Director the Homeland
Security Dept. of Special Investigations & Navelgazing, known to us only as
Special Agent Schnooky Patoot. The first mystery to which we were assigned
revolved around the infamous Room 26 at the Pentagon: who keeps sticking their
gum under the table? To our surprise the trail led to Agent Schnooky himself;
we were soon reassigned to a new headquarters at Common Ground Theater.

Our shows there were a great success and very few suspected that the audience
questions during "We Know Everything, Just Ask Us" were actually communiques
from the field expressed in a sophisticated code. (e.g. "Why is the sky blue?"
actually meant, "The big kahuna dances with the screwdriver at midnight, and
you have horseradish on your shirt.") Halflife, too, transmitted secret codes
to our field liasons. Our original forms Couples Therapy and Eeeek! Bang!,
however, were just plain fun.

Our side work at Culture Crawl, Market Street Books and the Arts Center in
Carrboro overlapped with our other investigations. (For instance, it was us in
the airport bathroom stall next to Sen. Craig's, not Sgt. Karsnia as many news
outlets reported in order to protect our identity. We almost blew our cover
ourselves while arguing in the stall over who had the nicest feet.) But
recently, our bosses at Homeland Security informed us that our feet and faces
are now too well-known and that we are "as inconspicuous as Wool E. Bull
shopping in Victoria's Secret".

Our careers as special agents are over but along the way we've learned how
much we like doing improv, and so we're going to keep doing it! And we hope
that you'll continue to come see us. Thanks to all of you who came to our
shows and double extra secret special agent thanks to those who helped out in
other ways; you are too numerous to mention.

See you soon!

Bye for now, The Official inDecision Theater PR Flack on behalf of the group